September 4, 1998      Reality Check Digest
 

I must say that the worst One two combo I have ever experienced is the
busiest summer I've ever had at camp followed with everyone leaving
abruptly, while I was in a sick haze.

What I need now is to reset my sense of reality on a number of matters.

A: Are Cocoa Pebbles and sandwiches involving Fluff really appropriate
dinners?

B: Is Ever After really a bad film or is it and enlightening new
adaptation of a classic favorite, well worth seeing?

C: Is my fish really turning gold from silver? Was he really silver in
the first place?

I have the sense that other questions have crossed my mind but I am not
really sure. If anyone would like to e-mail me a clue, I'd be glad to
have it.

It's good to be Digesting again.

Oh I remembered. I'm so proud of myself.

D: How excited do you think the person who invented glue sticks was when
they realized the implications and tautology of the name? Do you think
they ever considered other names like glue logs, glue gun refills, glue
fingers? Was there ever a clever ad campaign based on the double
entendre. Oh, I forgot to tell Ben that C'est la vie is spelled
differently than his adaptation.

On that note Borax! twenty mule team!

Mikey