Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a MILLION DOLLARS ? Do you play the lottery and spend the money before each drawing ? Have you ever wished that someone would knock on your door and hand you a bag with a million dollars in it ? Have you searched the globe for that missing relative you just know is out there waiting to put you in his or her will ? I have. Many times. Every day in fact, I dream of becoming a millionaire, just like you have. I've tried all of the "get rich quick" schemes, and lost a small fortune sending for bogus documents and ideas, everything from stuffing envelopes to buying real estate with no money down. Wild pyramid schemes that get you nowhere but broke.
I am now conducting an experiment to see if becoming a millionaire from a crazy WEB page is possible. This is not a scam or a scheme. I make no promise to you that you will profit from this at all, but read on, it gets better...
My experiment is in human nature. A trip into the psyche of WEB surfers around the world, and a quite bizzarre manner in which to do it. Call me crazy, but I believe that it can be done. Americans especially, are adventurous and quizzical. Most are willing to try anything once, and that's where my plan comes into play. In our country alone there are over 250,000,000 people. Every day, we send billions of US dollars abroad and for what ? Programs that make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Not that I have anything against the rich, for as I stated, I want to be rich myself. No one else has ever tried this before, and I want to get into the Guinness Book as well for my feat. I am looking to assemble the largest collection of privately-owned one-dollar bills in history. I want to go down as the man who handled the most one-dollar bills of his own ever. You may think me insane, but that's the beauty of it all. This is a crazy idea, but one that just might work. Now remember, just singles. Not fives, tens, twenties, etc., but just one-dollar bills, and only you can help this become a reality. Today, what's a dollar ? Nothing ! It'll barely buy you a candy bar let alone raise a family. But put enough of them together, and you have a small fortune.
Here's my plan. Take a one-dollar bill out of your pocket, purse
or wallet. Take two or ten or whatever you want. Just make sure
that they are all ones. Take a regular business-sized envelope,
a stamp, and a piece of paper. Fold up the
dollar bill(s) in the piece of paper, put it in the envelope,
seal the envelope, put the stamp on it and address it to:
And that's all there is to it ! Put it in any mail box and make
a wish when you do. I can't promise that your wish will come true,
but it's a nice touch. Wish for your own million. Tell all of
your friends and relatives to do the same thing. Pass it on. This
is not a chain letter or rip-off. I am making no promises or threats.
My curiosity is so peeked by this idea that I just have to try
it. Like the man who climbs the mountain "just because it's
there." I want to climb a mountain of one-dollar bills.
What will I do with it once I get it you ask ??? Pay of my mortgage,
buy a new car or two. go on a wild spending spree to stimulate
our economy in my own small way. I'll give some of it away to
those in need. I'll do anything I please with it. Wouldn't you like to say
you helped ? I want to start the American Red, White and Blue-Collar
Revolution, and your donation makes you a charter member of the
WANNABE MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB. Our government is doing nothing to
help our country grow, and I want to fire the first shot of the
Revolution with your dollars. That's what it's going to take to
get our country back on its feet - private spending. When the
news hits about what I am doing, it will catch on like wildfire,
and watch America spring back up on its feet. It will happen.
So join the revolution now. Get out those singles and send them
on to me. During the Great Depression, people did all kinds of
crazy stunts like flagpole sitting, daredevil stunts and anything
for a buck and a little publicity. This is my way of the contributing
to the end of our Great Recession. The time to begin is now, so
get out those supplies and send your ones to me right now. Just
for a laugh. And when I make my million, you can proudly say that
you sent your dollar in.
Don't let me down. I know that we can do it. Just remember, I made
this straightforward and honest. No promises or pledges. Just
a crazy idea that will turn the country upside down at a time
when we all need a good laugh and a way to bond together. And
FREE to the first thousand people who send in a contribution,
my heartfelt thanks and admiration. You were there from the very
beginning, and deserve the credit as those who were the original
members. To all who come after, I wish the same, for you are just
as important.
Pallieter Koopmans
Sperwerstraat 4
6573 AM Beek-Ubbergen
The Netherlands