A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

The pleasure of love is in loving.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Paul Fix

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

 

W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

 

Edward De Bono

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